3 Q. What is the most effectual cure and infallible remedy for a foolish wife ?
A. The only cure is to get out of the healing of her : But the infallible remedy is to nail her tongue to a growing tree, in the beginning of a cold winter night, and so let it stand till sun rising next mor- ning, then she’ll become one of the peace- ablest women that ever lay by a man’s side.
Q. What time of the year is it, that there are most holes open?
A.In harvest, when there stubbles,,
Q.At what time is a cow heaviest ?
A.When the bull is on her back.
Q. Who was the Goodman’s mUcKle cow’s calf’s mother ?
A. The muckle cow herself.
Q. What is the likest thing to a maNON a horse ?
A Tailor on a mare.
Q.Which is the hardest dinn
