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But Sir, said I, this is not ridiculous at all. 'Why no (replied he), why should I always write ridiculously?—perhaps because I made these verses to imitate such a one, naming him:

Hermit hoar, in solemn cell,
Wearing out life's evening gray;
Strike thy bosom, sage! and tell
What is bliss, and which the way?
Thus I spoke, and speaking sigh'd,
Scarce repress'd the starting tear,
When the hoary Sage reply'd,
Come, my lad, and drink some beer[1].'

I could give another comical instance of caricatura imitation. Recollecting some day, when praising these verses of Lopez de Vega,

Se a quien los leones vence
Vence una muger hermosa
O el de flaco averguençe
O ella di ser mas furiosa,

more than he thought they deserved, Mr. Johnson instantly observed 'that they were founded on a trivial conceit; and that conceit ill-explained, and ill-expressed beside.——The lady, we all know, does not conquer in the same manner as the lion does: 'Tis a mere play of words (added he), and you might as well say, that

If the man who turnips cries,
Cry not when his father dies,
'Tis a proof that he had rather
Have a turnip than his father.'

And this humour is of the same sort with which he answered the friend who commended the following line[2]:

Who rules o'er freemen should himself be free.

'To be sure (said Dr. Johnson),

Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat.'

  1. Boswell records the making of these verses. The third line runs: 'Smite thy bosom,' &c. 'Boswell. "But why smite his bosom, Sir?" Johnson. "Why to shew he was in earnest" (smiling).' Hoary, on Boswell's suggestion, he changed into smiling, 'both to avoid a sameness with the epithet in the first line and to describe the hermit in his pleasantry.' Life, iii. 159. See ib. ii. 136, n. 4, for another parody.
  2. 2 In Brooke's Earl of Essex. Life, iv. 312, n. 5.

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