"Quite! I only do it on that condition." The artist tried to put the utmost contempt of the other person into his speech. He put a little too much.
"Better have me as a model at the same time," said Mellors. "Better do us in a group, Vulcan and Venus under the net of art. I used to be a blacksmith, before I was a gamekeeper."
"Thank you," said the artist. "I don't think Vulcan has a figure that interests me."
"Not even if it was tubified and titivated up?"
There was no answer. The artist was too haughty for further words.
It was a dismal party, in which the artist henceforth steadily ignored the presence of the other man, and talked only briefly, as if the words were wrung out of the depths of his gloomy portentousness, to the women.
"You didn't like him, but he's better than that, really. He's really kind," Connie explained as they left.
"He's a little black pup with a corrugated distemper," said Mellors.
"No, he wasn't nice today."
"And will you go and be a model to him?"
"Oh, I don't really mind any more. He won't touch me. And I don't mind anything, if it paves the way to a life together for you and me."
"But he'll only shit on you on canvas."
"I don't care. He'll only be painting his own feelings for me, and I don't mind if he does that. I wouldn't have him touch me, not for anything. But if he thinks he can do anything with his owlish arty staring, let him stare. He can make as many empty tubes and corrugations out of me as he likes. It's his funeral. He hated you for what you said: that his tubified art is sentimental and self-important. But of course it's true."
