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tleman called Nicharchus to the audience observes, ' He
is small, I confess ; but there is nothing lost in him : all
is knave that is not fool.' " The Caxtons, e. ii. p. 24.
One of the stalest jokes is that of the poet, who left the first two lines of a stanza on his desk,
" The sun's perpendicular height Illumined the depth of the sea, .
and on his return found that a friend, who called in his absence, had added,
" The fishes, beginning to sweat,
Cried, ' D it, how hot we shall be ! ' "
Yet Sturzenbecher tells it of our contemporaries Fahlkranz and Atterborn :
" Fahlkranz wollte eines Tages Letzerem einen Besuch machen, fand ihn aber nicht zu Hause. Als er das Zimmer verlassen wollte, bemerkte er auf dem Pulte des Dichters ein Papier mil einem angefangenen Gedichte: es waren nur zwei Zeilen, welche in dem wohlbekannten phospho- ristischen Stj'le beschrieben, wie die Sonne einen Fluss in ein ' Feuermeer ' verwandelte. Sie hiessen :
" Die Sonnenstrahlen brannten und schufen Aus dem Fluss einen Feuerpf iihl "
" Fahlkranz nahm die Feder und schrieb weiter :
" Und die Fische schwitzen und rufen,
Potztausend, wie wird's hier so schwiil ! " Die Neuere Schwedische Litcratur, p. 111.
Horace Twiss is said to have replied to some- body who told him a very " old Joe " as the last good thing, and asked if he had heard it before : "Never, with those names."
The compilers of the " Varieties " columns for provincial newspapers are bold violators of chro- nology in their MUlerisms, of which I have a col- lection. Some day I will put together a few specimens for your amusement. H. B. C.
Garrick Club.
ILLUSTRATIONS OF MACATJLAY.
" The Journal of the Parliament in Ireland" ffc., March 25, 1689.
(Concluded from p. 428.)
"A LETTER FROM DUBLIN,
June the 12<A, 1689.
"I, for some particular reasons, resolved not to write to you any more, especially being uncertain whether you received my former, or if you did, whether they were of any use ; but the particular reason of my not writing, being partly ceased, I consider it is no great matter if I lose my pains. I hope to send you an Abstract of what has been done in the House of Lords and Commons, having a promise of such an Account from those that know them. We have had three Expresses from Eng- land ; John Browne the Lawyer came over about a Fort- night ago from Millford, and landed at Waterlbrd ; Sir
J C 's Son came in a Wherry, and landed about
Wiekloe, but that which was most material, was from the Lord M. by some Quakers that came last Week hither in a Wherry ; some the like went yesterday back to you, we have several Expresses sent over to you that way; and a strict Imbargo, least any should follow and discover them.
You must not expect the secret of their Messages from
me, only 'tis reported, that John Browne brought no
Letters with him, but come over with a design to save
his Iron- works from the new Proprietors: I hear that
upon his Petition to the Parliament, the Possession is
secured to him by a Proviso, he paying Rent : He reports
that England is unanimous, and that we must expect an
invasion by the next Easterly Wind : The Quakers and
Crossby talk likewise of an Invasion, but represent the
People of England as dissatisfied. I find there is still an
expectation and dependance on Scotland, tho' not so
strong as at first : we talk very confidently of a Fleet
and fifteen Thousand Fusileers from France; the French
Fleet to consist of eight}' Men of War : I verily believe
there is something in it ; without some such aid, Ireland
does appear but an easie Conquest, which is not the
French Interest. The misery of this Town is very great,
some being little better than Dragoon'd by the Quarter-
ing of Souldiers ; some have ten, some twelve, some
twenty or thirty quarter'd on them ; and yet I cannot
find, that besides what came in to day, there were above
three thousand and odd Men in Town ; but the reason is
plain, each man has many Quarters, and some Captains
make thirty or forty Shillings a Week by them ; they
come in by twelve, one, or two of the Clock by night, to
demand Quarters, and turn people out of their Beds, beat,
wound, and sometimes rob them. There are two or three
hundred Priests in Town, and they are quarter'd likewise
as the Souldiers; and so are generally Noblemen and
Gentlemen, with their Retinue, tho' not actually in the
Army. I have sent you the new Establishment of the
Forces, only I think four Regiments of Horse, and some
of Dragoons, are not yet raised. I hear all those People
call'd Rapperees, or Half-Pike-men, are to be muster'd
and arm'd ; Commissions are signing for all that can bear
arms in the Kingdom. Duke of Tyrconnet disbanded
2000 a few Weeks ago, which are all entertained again,
or at least as many as will come in ; but we are most
strangly uncertain in all our Counsels, which is visible
not only in this, but in every thing else : One day the
Camp near Dublin is to go on, and they work close at it,
then it is intermitted and laid aside : one day we are to
go into England, and send a Declaration before us, and to
be restored ; another day we are frightned with a rumour
of an Army landing out of England, to drive us out or
all ; yet the King seems very well contented, and plea-
sant ; he sleeps, eats, and is in better health than usual.
Tuesday the 4th instant, we had an Alarum that Derry
was burnt with Bombs, that the King's Army had taken
it, and put all in it to the Sword ; Nugent of Carlands-
town brought this News into the House of Commons,
just when they were putting to the Vote, whether they
should prosecute the Impeachment against Judge Dally;
some think Nugent, being his Friend, did it designedly ;
the News was received with loud Huzza's, and irr that
good and jolly humour they acquitted the Judge: But
our Friday's Express brought us another account, which
was, That the King's Forces had endeavoured to regain
the Wind-Mill-hill, out of which they had been beaten
by the Sail}' when Ramsey the King's General was kill'd,
but that they were beaten off with great loss; this was
on Tuesday, and by computation about the same time the
Huzza was made in the House of Commons. Col. Dor-
rington and Col. Nugent, two of the briskest Officers of
the King's Army, are desperately wounded, if not dead.
'Tis reported, that seven Field- Officers were killed or
taken, and about thirty other Officers. We have no cer-
tain account of the Souldiers, the best account says, three
hundred fell : 'Tis said they run away, and left their
Officers in the lurch. I am promised a List of the Officers
that were killed : It is said that there are not above five
thousand in the King's Camp at Derry, notwithstanding
