same text every time. You wouldn’t think, W. D.,’ says Shane, ‘that I had poetry in me, would you?’
“‘Well,’ says I, ‘I wouldn’t know whether to call it poetry or not.’
“‘Tennyson,’ says Shane, ‘furnishes the poetic gospel I preach. I always considered him the boss poet. Here’s the way the text goes:
Than to walk all day like a Sultan of old in a garden of spice.”
“‘You see, I teach ’em to cut out demand—that supply is the main thing. I teach ’em not to desire anything beyond their simplest needs. A little mutton, a little cocoa, and a little fruit brought up from the coast—that’s all they want to make ’em happy. I’ve got ’em well trained. They make their own clothes and hats out of a vegetable fibre and straw, and they’re a contented lot. It’s a great thing,’ winds up Shane, ‘to have made a people happy by the incultivation of such simple institutions.’
“Well, the next day, with the King’s permission, I has the McClintock open up a couple
