CHAPTER XIV
IT had been said that the unexpected often happens, although I do not know what learned man of the time succeeded in thus succinctly expressing a great law and any how it matters little, for I have since discovered that these learned men make one headful of brains go a long way by dint of poaching on each other's knowledge. But the unexpected happened in this case, all true enough whatever.
I was giving my man a bit of a warning.
"Paddy," said I, "you are big, and you are red, and you are Irish; but by the same token you are not the great Fingal, son of lightning. I would strongly give you the word. When you see that old woman you start for the open moors."
"Devil fear me, sir," answered Paddy promptly. "I 'll not be stopping. I would be swimming to Ireland before she lays a claw on me."
"And mind you exchange no words with her," said I, "for 't is that which seems to work most wrongfully upon her."
"Never a word out of me," said he. I 'll be that busy getting up the road."
There was another tumult in the corridor, with the same screeches by one and the same humble protests by a multitude. The disturbance neared us with surprising speed. Suddenly I recalled that when the servant had retired after bringing food and drink I had
