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"Doctor Chord," said I, lifting up my cup, "I have the honour to drink wine with you, and to inform you that it 's myself that 's outlining the plan."

"I beg your pardon for interrupting," said the Doctor; then he nodded to me as he drank.

"My two villains will go in alone with Strammers, and when the door is bolted, and they have passed the time of day with each other, Paddy will look around the garden and exclaim how it excels all the gardens that ever was, including that of Eden; and then Jem will say what a pity it was they could n't have their young friend outside to see the beauty of it. It is my expectation that Strammers will rise to this, and request the pleasure of their young friend's company; but if he hesitates Paddy will say that the young friend outside is a free-handed Irishman who would no more mind a shilling going from his pocket into that of another man than he would the crooking of an elbow when a good drink is to be had. But be that as it may, they 're to work me in through the little door by the united diplomacy of England and Ireland, and, once inside of the walls, it is my hope that I can slip away from them and see something of the inside of the house as well."

"And you have the hope that you 'll find Lady Mary in the withdrawing-room," said the Doctor.

"I 'll find her," says I, "if she 's in the house; for I 'm going from room to room on a tour of inspection to see whether I 'll buy the mansion or not."

"It 's a very good plan," said the Doctor, drawing the back of his hand across his lips. "It 's a very good plan," he repeated, nodding his head several times.