Episode of the Titian Beard
place is on the other side of the links. It will be a rare pleasure for me, I assure you."
The bearded one blinked and tugged at his hirsute treasure with his two hands as he cried:
"What kind of a josh is this? I'm nothing but a stranded seafarin' man making his way cross country to Coveport in the hope of finding a berth aboard a coastin' vessel. Thanks, but I think your head-piece may need calkin'."
The upshot of this was that J. Archibald McKackney, a gentleman of some wealth and station, found himself in the odd position of pleading with this derelict wayfarer to come and dine in a mansion. Red Whiskers still eyed me with an air of gloomy misgiving, but at last consented with the frank comment:
"I must be the lost Charlie Ross, and as for you—well, the keeper was lookin' the other way when you broke out for an afternoon romp."
Pleased with my success, I sighed as I reflected that with my sanity already impeached it might be extremely difficult to broach the
