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POEMS BY CLARA A. MERRILL
HUMOROUS



  "Oh!" said the chick
  To the white hen, "Run, quick!"
(They stood in the garden patch;)
  "Here's a woman coming
  Who will send us ahumming—
She's determined she'll not let us scratch!"

  "Now if 'twere a man
  That yonder I scan"
And her eyes she opened wide,—
  "And a rock he should throw
  We'd know where 'twould go
And could easily dodge it one side,—

  But this is a Woman—
  A terror uncommon.
What to do I'm sure I can't see;
  If a missile she throws
  It will veer, and, who knows?
May by accident hit you or me!"