IT IS EASY TO GET MISTAKEN
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"Don't want no dinner!" he yelled in her ear,
"Gal darn ye! can't I make ye hear?"
"Hain't got no beer for you." said she,
"You needn't get mad and swear at me!"
"Beg pardon!" he yelled with voice immense,
"But I certainly mean't you no offence"—
"Gal darn ye! can't I make ye hear?"
"Hain't got no beer for you." said she,
"You needn't get mad and swear at me!"
"Beg pardon!" he yelled with voice immense,
"But I certainly mean't you no offence"—
"Fence? you'll find out if there's a fence or not
If you don 't get out—now! on the spot!
All you know is to make comments—
Great pile you know about our fence!"
"To sell you something was my plan—
Here Madam! don't you want a fan?"
If you don 't get out—now! on the spot!
All you know is to make comments—
Great pile you know about our fence!"
"To sell you something was my plan—
Here Madam! don't you want a fan?"
"Me want a man! how could you guess!
Of course my answer must be yes.
Me! want a man! what's that I hear?"
And she put the trumpet to her ear.
"Don't shoot! don't shoot!" the peddler said,
And instantly turned on his heel and fled.
Of course my answer must be yes.
Me! want a man! what's that I hear?"
And she put the trumpet to her ear.
"Don't shoot! don't shoot!" the peddler said,
And instantly turned on his heel and fled.
