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LORD PALMERSTON
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In January, 1854, it was whispered that the Prince had been seized, that he had been found guilty of high treason, that he was to be committed to the Tower. The Queen herself, some declared, had been arrested, and large crowds actually collected round the Tower to watch the incarceration of the royal miscreants.[1]

These fantastic hallucinations, the result of the fevered atmosphere of approaching war, were devoid of any basis in actual fact. Palmerston's res-

    Chorus.

    "We'll send him home and make him groan,
    Oh, Al! you've played the deuce then;
    The German lad has acted sad
    And turned tail with the Russians."

    ***

    "Last Monday night, all in a fright,
    Al out of bed did tumble.
    The German lad was raving mad,
    How he did groan and grumble!
    He cried to Vic, 'I've cut my stick:
    To St. Petersburg go right slap.'
    When Vic, 'tis said, jumped out of bed,
    And wopped him with her night-cap."


    From Lovely Albert! a broadside preserved at the British Museum; Martin, II, 539–41; Greville, VII, 1279.

  1. Martin, II, 540, 562.

    "You Jolly Turks, now go to work,
    And show the Bear your power.
    It is rumoured over Britain's isle
    That A——— is in the Tower;
    The postmen some suspicion had,
    And opened the two letters,
    'Twas a pity sad the German lad
    Should not have known much better!"

    Lovely Albert!