How Two Sweetheart Dippies
noon, the sooners gave the boomers a thousand golden ice tongs with hearts and hands carved on the handles. And the boomers gave the sooners a thousand silver wheelbarrows with hearts and hands carved on the handles.
Then came pigs, pigs, pigs, and more pigs. And the sooners and boomers said the pigs had to be painted. There was a war to decide whether the pigs should be painted pink or green. Pink won.
The next war was to decide whether the pigs should be painted checks or stripes. Checks won. The next war after that was to decide whether the checks should be painted pink or green. Green won.
Then came the longest war of all, up till that time. And this war decided the pigs should be painted both pink and green, both checks and stripes.
They rested then. But it was only a short rest. For then came the war to decide whether peach pickers must pick peaches on Tuesday
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