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Snickerty Nick


DWARF

What has that to do with ett?
The most exquisite woman I ever met,
Etta by name, a love, a pet,
Here’s what she had to do with ett—
She et her egg with etiquette.
But once her lovely sleeve got wet
And it dripped when she danced the minuet
And left a spot on the green carpet.
And I made a note of her great regret
In this little green book which I carry yet.

GIANT

Stop your nonsense, talk sense.

DWARF

Who talks sense anyway?

[Counting his buttons]

Richman? Poorman? Beggarman? Thief? Doctor? Lawyer? Merchant? Chief? None of them talk sense.

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