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Of all the simple things we do,
  To rub over a Whimsical Life;
There's no one Folly is so true,
  As that very bad Bargain a Wife;
We'er just like a Mouse in a Trap,
  Or Vermin caught in a Gin;
We Sweat and Fret, and try to Escape,
  And Curse the sad Hour we came in.

I Gam'd and Drank, and play'd the Fool,
  And a Thousand Mad frolicks more;
I Rov'd and Rang'd, despis'd all Rule,
  But I never was Married before;
This was the worst Plague could ensue,
  I'm Mew'd in a smoky House;
I us'd to Tope a Bottle or two,
  But now 'tis small Beer with my Spouse.

My darling Freedom crown'd my joys,
  And I never was vext in my way;
If now I cross her Will her Voice,
  Makes my Lodging too hot for my stay;
Like a Fox that is hamper'd in vain,
  I fret out my Heart and Soul;
Walk to and fro the length of my Chain,
  Then forc'd to Creep into my Hole.