Now, Marster Will, you knows it he s wuf mo n dat, a heap;
R al y, I s a-doin wrong to let him go so cheap.
Don t you tell nobody, now, what wuz de price you paid
My ol oman s gwine to gib me fits, sah, I s afraid!
T anks you, sah! Good-mornin , sah! You tell yo ma, fur me,
I has got de fines turkeys dat she ebber see;
Dey is jes as good as any pusson ebber eat.
If she wants a gobbler, let her sen to Uncle Pete.
Dar! I s done got rid ob dat ar wretched dog at las!
Drownin time wuz comin fur him mighty precious fas!
Sol him fur a dollar Well! An goodness knows de pup
Is n t wuf de powder it d take to blow him up!
DAT PETER
I se been a-watchin people an deir doings all my life, An sometimes I obsarves to Sophonisby dat s my wife Dat nuffin seldom happens what I does n t spect to see: But Peter, Dat Peter! He gits away wid me. You see he s been to Oakland, an his larnin is profound; I heered him sayin yes day dat the yearth kep turnin round! Dat pears to me ridiculous but I nebber wuz to school And Peter, Dat Peter! He lows dat I se a fool.
