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feet in the air, and said to him, “I will leave thee here and watch thee till sunrise; and if thou stir before then, I will seize thee by the feet and dash out thy brains against the wall.” Meanwhile Bedreddin Hassan entered the bride-chamber and sat down in the alcove. Presently, in came the bride, attended by an old woman, who stopped at the door of the chamber and said, “O father of symmetry,[1] arise and take what God sends thee.” Then the old woman went away, and the bride, whose name was the Lady of Beauty, entered, heart-broken and saying to herself, “By Allah, I will never yield myself to him, though he kill me!” When she came to the alcove, she saw Bedreddin sitting there and said, “O my friend, thou here at this hour! By Allah, I was wishing that thou wast my husband or that thou and the groom were partners in me!” “How should the groom have access to thee,” asked Bedreddin, “and how should he share with me in thee?” Quoth she, “Who is my husband, thou or he?” “O Lady of Beauty,” replied Bedreddin, “all this was only a device to conjure the evil eye from us. Thy father hired the hunchback for ten dinars to that end, and now he has taken his wage and gone away. Didst thou not see the singers and tire-women laughing at him and how thy people displayed thee before me?” When the Lady of Beauty heard this, she smiled and rejoiced and laughed softly. Then she said to him, “Thou hast quenched the fire of my heart, so, by Allah, take me and press me to thy bosom.” Now she was without clothes; so she threw open the veil in which she was wrapped and showed her hidden charms. At this sight, desire stirred in Bedreddin, and he rose and put off his clothes. The purse of a thousand dinars he had received of the Jew he wrapped in his trousers and laid them under the mattress; then took off his turban and hung it on the

  1. Speaking, of course, ironically and supposing Bedreddin to be the hunchback.