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when I left the company and returned home. My wife was sulky and said to me, “Thou hast taken thy pleasure all day, whilst I have been moping at home. So now, except thou carry me abroad and amuse me for the rest of the day, it will be the cause of my separation from thee.” So I took her out and we amused ourselves till nightfall, when we returned home and met the hunchback, brimming over with drunkenness and repeating the following verses:
The glass is pellucid, and so is the wine: So bring them together and see them combine:
’Tis a puzzle; one moment, all wine and no cup; At another, in turn, ’tis all cup and no wine.
So I invited him to pass the evening with us and went out to buy fried fish, after which we sat down to eat. Presently my wife took a piece of bread and fish and crammed them into his mouth, and he choked and died. Then I took him up and made shift to throw him into the house of the Jewish physician. He in his turn let him down into the house of the controller, who threw him in the way of the Christian broker. This, then, is my story. Is it not more wonderful than that of the hunchback?’
When the King heard the tailor’s story, he shook his head for delight and showed astonishment, saying, ‘This that passed between the young man and the meddlesome barber is indeed more pleasant and more wonderful than the story of that knave of a hunchback.’ Then he bade the tailor take one of the chamberlains and fetch the barber out of his duresse, saying, ‘Bring him to me, that I may hear his talk, and it shall be the means of the release of all of you.Night xxxiv. Then we will bury the hunchback, for he is dead since yesterday, and set up a tomb over him.’ So the chamberlain and the tailor went away and presently returned with the barber. The King looked at him and behold, he was a very old man, more than ninety years of age, of a swarthy complexion and white beard and
