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MR. NOBLE GETS EXCITED.

all your financial business through the medium of checks instead of bills, and so kept careful record of every moneyed

MR. NOBLE ASKS QUESTIONS.
MR. NOBLE ASKS QUESTIONS.

transaction. Why did you deal in bank bills on this particular occasion?"

The Chairman—"The gentleman will please to remember that the Committee is conducting this investigation."

Mr. Noble—"Then will the Committee ask the question?"

The Chairman—"The Committee will—when it desires to know."

Mr. Noble—"Which will not be during this century perhaps."

The Chairman—"Another remark like that, sir, will procure you the attentions of the Sergeant-at-arms."

Mr. Noble—"D——n the Sergeant-at-arms, and the Committee too!"

Several Committeemen—"Mr. Chairman, this is contempt!"

Mr. Noble—"Contempt of whom?"

"Of the Committee! Of the Senate of the United States!"