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Logical Juryman. — For nearly six hours had the court been convulsed with the evi dence given in a sensational action for breach of promise. The many ridiculous love-letters had been read, commented upon, and heartily laughed at; counsel had spoken, the judge had summed up, and the jury had retired to consider their verdict. "Well, gentlemen." said the foreman, "how much shall we give this young man?" "Look here," said one of the jurymen, "if I understand aright, the plaintiff doesn't ask damage for blighted affections, or anything of that sort, but only wants to get back what he's spent on presents, holiday trips, etc." "That is so," agreed the foreman. "Well, then, I vote we don't give him a penny," said the other, hastily. "If all the fun he had with that girl didn't cover the amount he expended it must have been his own fault. Gentlemen, I courted that girl once myself." Verdict for the defendant.
FATE JOSEPHUS was a careful man, And learned in the Law. He drew his will and testament, He thought, without a flaw. "And to the child," the paper read, "My wife expects anon. 1 leave one-half of my estate, Provided it's a Son. But if said child, and who can tell, Should be a little Daughter, I will not leave her half, but I Devise her just one-quarter." The residue, and barn, and house. He then bequeathed unto his spouse. Josephus died, his widow cried, And prayed, "Forgive his sins." And then there came — Oh, what a shame! That child, — and it was twins. H. W. P.
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