upon his breeches than if he had been born the top of Ben Lomond.
Another night had passed away; the sun rose brilliantly, forming with his level beams a splendid rainbow in the far off west, whither the heavy cloud, which for the last two hours had been pouring its waters on the earth, was now flying before him.
'Ah! then, and it's little good it'll be the claning of ye,' apostrophised Mr. Barney Maguire, as he deposited, in front of his master's toilet, a pair of 'bran-new' jockey boots, one of Hoby's primeest fits, which the lieutenant had purchased in his way through town. On that very morning had they come for the first time under the valet's depuriating hand, so little soiled, indeed, from the turfy ride of the preceding day, that a less scrupulous domestic might, perhaps, have considered the application of 'Warren's Matchless,' or oxalic acid, altogether superfluous. Not so Barney: with the nicest care had he removed the slightest impurity from each polished surface and there they stood, rejoicing in their sable radiance. No wonder a pang shot across Mr. Maguire s breast, as he thought on the work now cut out for them, so different from the light labours of the day before, no wonder he murmured with a sigh, as the scarce-dried window-panes disclosed a road now inch-deep in mud, 'Ah! then, it's little good the claning of ye!'—for well had he learned in the hall below that eight miles of a stiff clay soil lay between the Manor and Bolsover Abbey, whose picturesque ruins,
'Like ancient Rome, majestic in decay,'
the party had determined to explore. The master-had already commenced dressing, and the man was fitting straps upon a light pair of crane-necked spurs, when his hand was arrested by the old question, 'Barney, where are the breeches?'
They were nowhere to be found!
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Mr. Seaforth descended that morning, whip in hand, and equipped in a handsome green riding-frock,but no 'breeches and boots to match' were there: loose jean trowsers, surmounting a pair of diminutive Wellingtons, embraced, somewhat incongruously, his nether man, vice the 'patent cords,' returned, like yesterday's pantaloons, absent without leave. The 'top-boots' had a holiday.
'A fine morning after the rain,' said Mr. Simpkinson from Bath.
'Just the thing for the 'ops,' said Mr. Peters. 'I remember when I was a boy——'
'Do hold your tongue, P.,' said Mrs. Peters, advice which that exemplary matron was in the constant habit of administer-
