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MONSIEUR BILLFINGER.
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high silk hat which was a little old, but had been carefully brushed. He wore second-hand kid gloves, in good repair,
THE THREE GUIDES.
and carried a small rattan cane with a curved handle—a female leg, of ivory. He stepped as gently and as daintily as a cat crossing a muddy street; and oh, he was urbanity; he was quiet, unobtrusive self-possession; he was deference itself! He spoke softly and guardedly; and when he was about to make a statement on his sole responsibility, or offer a suggestion, he weighed it by drachms and scruples first, with the crook of his little stick placed meditatively to his teeth. His opening speech was perfect. It was perfect in construction, in phraseology, in grammar, in emphasis, in pronunciation—everything. He spoke little and guardedly, after that. We were charmed. We were more than charmed—we were overjoyed. We hired him at once. We never even asked him his price. This man—our lackey, our servant, our unquestioning slave though he was, was still a gentleman—we could see that—while of the other two one was coarse and awkward, and the other was a born pirate. We asked our man Friday’s name. He drew from his pocket-book a snowy little card, and passed it to us with a profound bow:

A. Billfinger,

Guide to Paris, France, Germany,

Spain, &c., &c.,

Grande Hotel du Louvre.