tedious ceremonial done. Come to lunch with me to-morrow and tell me your adventures.' Rather gracious for Commodus, don't you think?"
"Most unusually gracious," said Lucius. "Wish I could extract something like that from him for me. Wish I had been there to hear it. I didn't see you."
"I was early," said Proculus, "too early for you. I'll bet you were one of the last half dozen."
"I was the very last," said Lucius with a twist of his face, "And I caught it, Commodus burst out at me.
"'Last again, as usual. You are a nuisance, Balbinus; you're one of those unimportant important men that aren't worth noticing and must be noticed. You haven't anything to do but eat and sleep and you do too much of both. I've quantities of things to do far better worth doing than eating or sleeping or ruling and you keep me here in this everlasting tedium longer than there is any necessity for, when I must be here too long anyhow. See you're early to-morrow, or I'll think of something to make you remember. You're too fat!' said he. I never had such a scolding. That's why I'm up so early to-day. I was on my way to the palace, trying to be first. But I have plenty of time yet to be early enough. There is no hurry."
