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The Goose and the Golden Egg
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"The note-book," I reminded him; "it bears witness of my intention."

"It is being used as evidence against you. The suggestion is that you kept a list to avoid going to the same place twice."

I fell back speechless at the malignity of fate and the ingenuity of man. Even my irrepressible fount of gaiety was almost quenched.

In the end, a ridiculously got-up official, after some farcical proceedings, sentenced me to six months' incarceration in an unwholesome den. I have just finished this period, but I positively decline to consider that the whole burlesque travesty leaves the slightest reflection upon my character.

Hampton Hill, 1905.