FATIMA.
"And you may go into every room of the house and see everything that is there, but into the Blue Room you must not go."—The Story of Blue Beard.
SCENE.—The Gadsby's bungalow in the Plains. Time, 11 a.m. on a Sunday morning. Captain Gadsby, in his shirt-sleeves, is bending over a complete set of hussar's equipment from saddle to picketing-rope, which is neatly spread over the floor of his study. He is smoking an unclean briar; and his forehead is puckered with thought.
Captain G. (to himself, fingering a headstall).—Jack's an ass. There's enough brass on this to load a mule . . . and, if the Americans know anything about anything, it can be cut down to a bit only. 'Don't want the watering-bridle, either. Humbug! . . . Half a dozen sets of chains and pulleys for the same horse! (Scratching his head.) Now, let's consider it all over from the beginning. By Jove, I've forgotten the scale of weights! Ne'er mind. 'Keep the bit only, and eliminate every boss from the crupper to the breastplate. No breastplate at all. Simple leather strap across the breast—like the Russians. Hi! Jack never thought of that!
Mrs. G. (entering hastily, her hand bound in a cloth).—Oh, Pip, I've scalded my hand over that horrid, horrid Tiparee jam!
Capt. G. (absently).—Eh! Wha-at?
Mrs. G. (with round-eyed reproach).—I've scalded it aw-fully! Aren't you sorry? And I did so want that jam to jam properly.
Capt. G.—Poor little woman! Let me kiss the place and make it well. (Unrolling bandage.) You small sinner! Where's that scald? I can't see it.
Mrs. G.—On the top of the little finger. There!—It's a most 'normous big burn!
