But it was Albert's uncle who first taught us how to make people talk like books when you're playing things, and he made us learn to tell a story straight from the beginning, not starting in the middle like most people do. So now Oswald remembered what he had been told, as he generally does, and began at the beginning, but when he came to where Alice said she was the priestess, Albert's uncle said—
"Let the priestess herself set forth the tale in fitting speech."
So Alice said, "O high priest of the great idol, the humblest of thy slaves took the school umbrella for a divining-rod, and sang the song of inver—what's-it's-name?"
"Invocation perhaps?" said Albert's uncle.
"Yes; and then I went about and about and the others got tired, so the divining-rod fell on a certain spot, and I said, 'Dig', and we dug—it was where the loose board is for the gas men—and then there really and truly was a half-sovereign lying under the boards, and here it is."
Albert's uncle took it and looked at it.
"The great high priest will bite it to see if it's good," he said, and he did. "I congratulate you," he went on; "you are indeed
