see this dog before?—Remember you are in the witness-stand and under oath."
"No, Your Honor, I never saw him before."
"Very well then, will you please ask him to tell you what I had for supper last night? He was with me and watched me while I ate."
Then the Doctor and the dog started talking to one another in signs and sounds; and they kept at it for quite a long time. And the Doctor began to giggle and get so interested that he seemed to forget all about the Court and the judge and everything else.
"What a time he takes!" I heard a fat woman in front of me whispering. "He's only pretending. Of course he can't do it! Who ever heard of talking to a dog? He must think we're children."
"Haven't you finished yet?" the judge asked the Doctor. "It shouldn't take that long just to ask what I had for supper."
"Oh no, Your Honor," said the Doctor. "The dog told me that long ago. But then he went on to tell me what you did after supper."
"Never mind that," said the judge. Tell me what answer he gave you to my question."
"He says you had a mutton-chop, two baked potatoes, a pickled walnut and a glass of ale."
The Honorable Eustace Beauchamp Conckley went white to the lips.
