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A TALE OF A TUB.
Dame T. Why, if you keep so many, master Turfe,
Why should not all present our service to her?

Turfe. Your service! good! I think you'll write to her shortly,
Your very loving and obedient mother.
Come, send your maids off, I will have them sent
Home again, wife; I love no trains of Kent,[1]
Or Christendom, as they say.

Joyce. We will not back,
And leave our dame.

Madge. Why should her worship lack
Her tail of maids, more than you do of men?

Turfe. What, mutining, Madge?

Joan. Zend back your clowns agen,
And we will vollow.

All. Else we'll guard our dame.

Turfe. I ha' zet the nest of wasps all on a flame.

Dame T. Come, you are such another, master Turfe,
A clod you should be call'd, of a high constable:
To let no music go afore your child
To church, to chear her heart up this cold morning!

Turfe. You are for father Rosin and his consort
Of fiddling boys, the great Feates and the less;
Because you have entertain'd them all from Highgate.
To shew your pomp, you'd have your daughters and maids
Dance o'er the fields like faies to church, this frost.
I'll have no rondels, I, in the queen's paths;

  1. I love no trains of Kent, &c] i. e. long ones, alluding to the old proverb, "Kentish long-tails."