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A TALE OF A TUB.
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Hilts. John Clay! what's he, good mistress?

Awd. He that shall be
My husband.

Hilts. How! your husband, pretty one?

Awd. Yes, I shall anon be married; that is he.

Turfe. Passion o' me, undone!

Pup. Bless master's son!

Hilts. O, you are well 'prehended: know you me, sir?

Clay. No's my record; I never zaw you avore.

Hilts. You did not! where were your eyes then, out at washing?

Turfe. What should a man zay, who should he trust
In these days? Hark you, John Clay, if you have
Done any such thing, tell troth and shame the devil.

Clench. Vaith, do; my gossip Turfe zays well to you, John.

Med. Speak, man; but do not convess, nor be avraid.

Pan. A man is a man, and a beast's a beast, look to't.

Dame T. In the name of men or beasts, what do you do?
Hare the poor fellow out on his five wits,
And seven senses! do not weep, John :Clay.
I swear the poor wretch is as guilty from it
As the child was, was born this very morning.

Clay. No, as I am a kyrsin soul, would I were hang'd
If ever I———alas, I would I were out
Of my life; so I would I were, and in again—

Pup. Nay, mistress Awdrey will say nay to that;
No, in-and-out: an you were out of your life,
How should she do for a husband? who should fall
Aboard of her then?—Ball? he's a puppy!