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A TALE OF A TUB.
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Pup. Nay, stay, sweet mistress Awdrey: here are none
But one friend, as they zay, desires to speak
A word or two, cold with you: how do you veel
Yourself this frosty morning?

Awd. What have you
To do to ask, I pray you? I am a-cold.

Pup. It seems you are hot, good mistress Awdrey.

Awd. You lie; I am as cold as ice is, feel else.

Pup. Nay, you have cool'd my courage; I am past it,
I ha' done feeling with you.

Awd. Done with me!
I do defy you, so I do, to say
You ha' done with me: you are a sawcy Puppy.[1]

Pup. O you mistake! I meant not as you mean.

Awd. Meant you not knavery, Puppy?

Pup. No, not I.
Clay meant you all the knavery, it seems,
Who rather than he would be married to you,
Chose to be wedded to the gallows first.

Awd. I thought he was a dissembler; he would prove
A slippery merchant in the frost. He might
Have married one first, and have been hang'd after,
If he had had a mind to't. But you men—
Fie on you!

Pup. Mistress Awdrey, can you vind
In your heart to fancy Puppy? me poor Ball?

Awd. You are disposed to jeer one, master Hannibal.—

  1. Awdrey's indignation arises from the equivocal use of the word done. Her affectation of delicacy amidst her real grossness is well marked.