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A TALE OF A TUB.
Hilts. No more of it, quoth you! I do not care
If some on us had not heard so much of it.
I tell you true; a man must carry and vetch
Like Bungy's dog for you.[1]

Tub. What's he?

Hilts. A spaniel—
And scarce be spit in the mouth for't. A good dog
Deserves, sir, a good bone, of a free master;
But, an your turns be serv'd, the devil a bit
You care for a man after, e'er a laird of you.
Like will to like, y-faith, quoth the scabb'd 'squire
To the mangy knight, when both met in a dish
Of butter'd vish. One bad, there's ne'er a good;
And not a barrel the better herring among you.

Tub. Nay, Hilts, I pray thee grow not frampull now.
Turn not the bad cow after thy good soap.[2]
Our plot hath hitherto ta'en good effect,
And should it now be troubled or stopp'd up,
'Twould prove the utter ruin of my hopes.
I pray thee haste to Pancridge, to the Canon,
And give him notice of our good success.
Will him that all things be in readiness:
Fair Awdrey and myself will cross the fields
The nearest path. Good Hilts, make thou some haste,
And meet us on the way.—Come, gentle Awdrey.

Hilts. Vaith, would I had a few more geances on't![3]

  1. Like Bungy's dog.] A familiar that followed him, and of whose diabolical agency various facts are recorded in the old story-book of "Friar Bacon."
  2. Turn not the bad cow after thy good soap.] This is evidently a proverbial expression; I am not quite sure that I understand it; unless it refers to the custom in some countries of using cow-dung as a succedaneum for soap.
  3. Would I had a few more geances on't."] i. e. Jaunts, or errands. Whal.