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A TALE OF A TUB.
The last night's cold hath bred in you such horror
Of the assigned bridegroom's constitution,
The Kilborn clay-pit; that frost-bitten marl,
That lump in courage, melting cake of ice;
That the conceit thereof hath almost kill'd thee:
But I must do thee good, wench, and refresh thee.

Awd. You are a merry man, 'squire Tub of Totten!
I have heard much o' your words, but not o' your deeds.

Tub. Thou sayst true, sweet; I have been too slack in deeds.

Awd. Yet I was never so strait-laced to you, 'squire.

Tub. Why, did you ever love me, gentle Awdrey?

Awd Love you! I cannot tell: I must hate no body,
My father says.

Tub. Yes, Clay and Kilborn, Awdrey,
You must hate them.

Awd. It shall be for your sake then.

Tub. And for my sake shall yield you that gratuity.
[Offers to kiss her. 

Awd. Soft and fair, 'squire, there go two words to a bargain.
[Puts him back. 

Tub. What are those, Awdrey?

Awd. Nay, I cannot tell.
My mother said, zure, if you married me,
You'd make me a lady the first week; and put me
In—I know not what, the very day.

Tub. What was it?
Speak, gentle Awdrey, thou shalt have it yet.

Awd. A velvet dressing for my head, it is,
They say, will make one brave; I will not know
Bess Moale, nor Margery Turn-up: I will look
Another way upon them, and be proud.