A MODERN UTOPIA
"What is yours?" she asks the botanist.
"A. B.," he says, slowly, "little a, nine four seven, I think———"
"Don't you know?"
"Not exactly," says the botanist, very agreeably. "No."
"Do you mean to say neither of you know your own numbers?" says the little post-mistress, with a rising note.
"Yes," I say with an engaging smile and trying to keep up a good social tone. "It's queer, isn't it? We've both forgotten."
"You're joking," she suggests.
"Well," I temporise.
"I suppose you've got your thumbs?"
"The fact is—" I say and hesitate. "We've got our thumbs, of course."
"Then I shall have to send a thumbprint down to the office and get your number from that. But are you sure you haven't your papers or numbers? It's very queer."
We admit rather sheepishly that it's queer, and question one another silently.
She turns thoughtfully for the thumbmarking slab, and as she does so, a man enters the office. At the sight of him she asks with a note of relief, "What am I to do, sir, here?"
He looks from her to us gravely, and his eye lights to curiosity at our dress. "What is the matter, madam?" he asks, in a courteous voice.
She explains.
So far the impression we have had of our Utopia is
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