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THE DEVILS DRIVE.
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"'T is the best sound I've heard," quoth he, "since my palm
Presented Eve her apple!
When Faith is all, 't is an excellent sign,
That the Works and Workmen both are mine."


15.

He passed Tommy Tyrwhitt,[1] that standing jest,
To princely wit a Martyr:
But the last joke of all was by far the best,
When he sailed away with "the Garter"!
"And"—quoth Satan—"this Embassy's worthy my sight,
Should I see nothing else to amuse me to night.120
With no one to bear it, but Thomas à Tyrwhitt,
This ribband belongs to an 'Order of Merit'!"


16.

He stopped at an Inn and stepped within

The Bar and read the "Times;"
  1. [Sir Thomas Tyrwhitt (circ. 1762-1833) was the son of the Rev. Edmund Tyrwhitt, Rector of Wickham Bishops, etc., and nephew of Thomas Tyrwhitt, the editor of the Canterbury Tales. He was Private Secretary to the Prince of Wales, auditor of the Duchy of Cornwall (1796), and Lord Warden of the Stannaries (1805). He was knighted May 8, 1812. He was sent in the following year in charge of the Garter mission to the Czar, and on that occasion was made a Knight of the Imperial Order of St. Anne, First Class. He held the office of Gentleman Usher of the Black Rod, 1812-1832. "Tommy Tyrwhitt" was an important personage at Carlton House, and shared with Colonel McMahon the doubtful privilege of being a confidential servant of the Prince Regent. Compare Letter III. of Moore's Twopenny Post-Bag, 1813, p. 12. "From G. R. to the E. of Y——th."

    "I write this in bed while my whiskers are airing,
    And M—c has a sly dose of jalap preparing
    For poor T—mm—y T—rr—t at breakfast to quaff—
    As I feel I want something to give me a laugh,
    And there's nothing so good as old T—mm—y kept close
    To his Cornwall accounts, after taking a dose!"

    See Gentleman's Magazine, March, 1833, vol. 103, pt. i. pp. 175, 276.]