MEMOIRS OF P. P.
CLERK OF THIS PARISH.
ADVERTISEMENT.
The original of the following extraordinary treatise consisted of two large volumes in folio; which might justly be entitled, "The Importance of a Man to himself:" but, as it can be of very little use to any body besides, I have contented myself to give only this short abstract of it, as a taste of the true spirit of memoir-writers.
IN the name of the Lord. Amen. I P. P., by the grace of God, clerk of this parish, writeth this history.
Ever since I arrived at the age of discretion, I had a call to take upon me the function of a parish-clerk: and to that end, it seemed unto me meet and profitable to associate myself with the parish-clerks of this land; such I mean as were right worthy in their calling, men of a clear and sweet voice, and of becoming gravity.
Now it came to pass, that I was born in the year of our Lord Anno Domini 1655, the year wherein our worthy benefactor esquire Bret did add one bell to the ring of this parish. So that it hath been wittily said, "that one and the same day did give to this
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