Companions, guides, expert advice and attendants to take charge of your personal safety.
And he will insure you against accidents under the most advantageous conditions.
Second Sandwichman:
In all matters concerning the New Land apply to the Dollarson travel bureau.
It is a vast organisation, the first and only one of its kind.
First Sandwichman:
Dollarson takes thought, considers and foresees on your behalf, the result being that you obtain full advantages at the lowest rates.
This is an unrivalled organisation,
In which Dollarson out-Dollarsons Dollarson.
[Enter Dollarson. An illuminated advertisement of the Dollarson undertakings is then projected as the scene continues.]
Dollarson:
Ah! beautiful piece of work, magnificent thrill, devised by a shrewd brain. Oh, superb activities which bustle along at the impact of my ideas! See what I have contrived! And this is only the modest beginning of Dollarson’s tremendous business. Who would not visit the Land of Hopes? Who would not become wealthy?
First Sandwichman:
Buy the Dollarson shares.
The shares of the Dollarson Amalgamated Undertakings, Ltd.
