"They say Mrs. Richard Cook asked her husband to marry her," said Dan.
"Uncle Roger says she didn't exactly ask him, but she helped the lame dog over the stile so slick that Richard was engaged to her before he knew what had happened to him," said the Story Girl. "I know a story about Mrs. Richard Cook's grandmother. She was one of those women who are always saying 'I told you so—'"
"Take notice, Felicity," said Dan aside.
"—And she was very stubborn. Soon after she was married she and her husband quarrelled about an apple tree they had planted in their orchard. The label was lost. He said it was a Fameuse, and she declared it was a Yellow Transparent. They fought over it till the neighbours came out to listen. Finally he got so angry that he told her to shut up. They didn't have any Family Guides in those days, so he didn't know it wasn't polite to say shut up to your wife. I suppose she thought she would teach him manners, for would you believe it? That woman did shut up, and never spoke one single word to her husband for five years. And then, in five years' time, the tree bore apples, and they were Yellow Transparents. And then she spoke at last. She said, 'I told you so!'"
"And did she talk to him after that as usual?" asked Sara Ray.
"Oh, yes, she was just the same as she used to be," said the Story Girl wearily. "But that doesn't belong
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