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The Worsted Man " But it is of the waters of the Highland Hills we would chiefly speak. Who that has tasted them but becomes ever after their stanchest champion? Healthful, invigorating, life - giving. Read some of the testimonials/ Babette. Oh, dear what waste of time, Impatience! Impatience. (Reading.) The Rec tory, Pikefarm Corners, N. J., August 30, 1904. Gentlemen: Permit me to thank you for the case of Highland Hill water received last week. It is all that you claim for it. I was prostrated, nerveless, unable to move, to think, to speak, or to act. One quart of your wonderful water has put me on my feet again. In fact, it has brought me to life. Send two more cases at once, C. O. D. Yours, always faithfully, Rev. Wilberforce Hicks- Wiggs." Janette. Well what of it? Impatience. Oh, how dull! The man s 16