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The Worsted Man SONG: THE DOLL (Music: "If You Want a Receipt" from "Patience.") If you want a receipt for that popular mystery, Known to the world as the " Passion of Love," Take all the romances in newspaper history, Whether they come from below or above, The dash of a writer enamoured of "royalty," Genius of bosses devising a "coup," The notions of Arnold, when speaking of "loyalty," This for the lover who isn t quite true! The science of Darwin, the eminent monkeyite Wit that s spontaneous, fresh from the zoo 32