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LOOK WHAT’S BECOME OF HUBERT

(written for and performed during the 1968 McCarthy campaign)

words and music by Tom Lehrer
(tune: “Whatever Became of Hubert?”)


Just look what’s become of Hubert [Alt.:] We know what became of Hubert
All sunshine and smiles, here he comes Since he became our VP
Angry men he deplores He was our pride and joy
And he simply adores But he’s now Lyndon’s boy
Happy riots, happy wars, Only he calls it loy --
Happy slums. Alty.
For three lonely years he’s been pinned in You lost us the day that you sold out
And spent them out-Lydoning Lyndon And now you’ll find, baby, it’s cold out


So pardon us please if we gawk
At a parrot who’s also a hawk

And please don’t think that we’re naive
‘Cause we’re backing Eugene McCarthy
Things come true if you believe
As the Wizard once said to Dor’thy

Whatever became of you, Hubert?
You just haven’t been the same
Oh you once were so nice
But you paid a big price
So that you could put Vice
Before your name.

And what of the rumor that we overheard
That LBJ now calls you “Hubert Bird”
Well, Hubie, chacun à son goût
But Hubert, what happened to you?