WAR
"Well," laughs Jon, "can't you imagine some use for an empty spool?"
"Not since you made dog-wagons with them," says I, "and, anyhow, there are dozens of them right where she came from."
"But not one of them the right size, I suppose, just as I used to find out when I made the aforesaid dog-wagons of at least three different sizes of spools, sometimes four."