ACT I.
KELVIL
May I ask, Lord Illingworth, if you regard the House of Lords as a better institution than the House of Commons?
LORD ILLINGWORTH
A much better institution, of course. We in the House of Lords are never in touch with public opinion. That makes us a civilised body.
KELVIL
Are you serious in putting forward such a view?
LORD ILLINGWORTH
Quite serious, Mr. Kelvil. [To MRS. ALLONBY.] Vulgar habit that is people have nowadays of asking one, after one has given them an idea, whether one is serious or not. Nothing is serious except passion. The intellect is not a serious thing, and never has been. It is an instrument on which one plays, that is all. The only serious form of intellect I know is the British intellect. And on the British intellect the illiterates play the drum.
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