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always ready, told him, he was afraid to keekle lest he should come and snatch up the egg. Which rebuff made the 'squire walk off as mute as a fish.
George was met one day by three bishops, who paid him the following compliments;—says the first, Good day, father Abraham; the second, Good day, father Isaac; the third, Good day, father Jacob. To which he replied, I am neither father Abraham, father Isaac, nor father Jacob; but I am Saul the son of Kish, sent out to seek my father's asses, and lo! I have found thrce of them. Which answer convinced the bishops that they had mistaken their man.
There was a bell at Dalkeith, which the Popish elergy made use of to extort confession from the ignorant people in the following manner— They told the persons who they suspected guilty, the bell would rive at the touch of a guilty person, but if not guilty, it would not. By these means they generally frightened the ignorant into confession if the bell would rivc, the person was then to be condenmed to death. But they managed the matter so, that the bell was never brought to trial, till George did as follows; he was imprisoncd for saying that the Pope was fallible himself; and could not pardon the sins of others. George owned he did so, but would refer to the bell whether he was guilty or not. The priests though unwilling, were obliged to comply.— Gcorge touched the bell, repeating as before, The Pope is fallible, and cannot pardon sin: moreover added, The Pope and the Popish clergy are imposters; and thereupon touehed the bell, referring to it for the truth; 'but the bell not rending, the priests were disgraced as impostors, George was honourably aequitted; and the bell was laid aside.
A young gentleman that would be witty on the
