Punch/Volume 147/Issue 3831/The Forlorn Hope

Punch, Volume 147, Issue 3831 (December 9th, 1914)
The Forlorn Hope by T. Hodgkinson
4260792Punch, Volume 147, Issue 3831 (December 9th, 1914) — The Forlorn HopeT. Hodgkinson

THE FORLORN HOPE.

(Sympathetically addressed to the Hamburg Colonial Institute, which "has undertaken the task of showing that Germany has conducted her operations in the spirit of the most enlightened humanity.")

In this war of the civilised nations
That extends from the East to the West,
Have arisen full many occasions
For a man to put forth of his best;
When the battle was raging its roughest,
Men have spared themselves never a jot,
But, gentlemen, yours is the toughest
  Affair of the lot.

Your countrymen's road through the trenches
Has not proved too easy a course,
For they seem to be hindered by French's
No longer contemptible force,
But their work with the gun and the sabre,
Their frenzied attempts to break through,
Are child's play compared with the labour
  Allotted to you.

One fears that your gallant intentions
Will meet with a general scorn,
For I doubt if all history mentions
A hope so extremely forlorn;
But, should you succeed in acquitting
The Huns and their bellicose boss,
All the world will unite in admitting
  You merit your Cross.