Reading for Winter Evenings/The History and Adventures of a Cat
THE HISTORY AND ADVENTURES OF A CAT.
Grimalkin, Mrs. Petlove's favourite cat, died some days ago of shortness of breath, proceeding partly from old age, and partly from fat. As she felt her end approaching, she called her children to her, and spoke as follows:—
“Before I leave this world, I shall relate to you the principal events of my life, as the variety of scenes I have gone through may afford you some instruction for avoiding those dangers to which our species are particularly exposed.
"I was born at a farm-house in a village some miles hence; and almost as soon as I came into the world, I was very near leaving it again. My mother brought five of us at a litter; and as the people of the house only kept cats to be useful, and were already sufficiently stocked, we were immediately doomed to be drowned; and accordingly a boy was ordered to take us all, and throw us into the horse-pond. This he did, with the pleasure boys often take in acts of cruelty, and we were presently set a-swimming. While we were struggling for life, a little girl came running to the pond-side, and begged that she might save one of us, and bring it up for her own. After some dispute, her request was granted, and the boy, reaching out his arm, took hold of me, who was luckily nearest him, and brought me out. I was laid on the grass, and it was some time before I recovered. The girl then restored me to my mother, who was overjoyed to get again one of her little ones; and, for fear of another mischance, she took me in her mouth to a dark hole, where she kept me till I could see, and was able to run by her side. As soon as I came to light again, my little mistress took possession of me, and tended me very carefully. Her fondness, indeed, was sometimes troublesome; as she pinched my sides with carrying me, and once or twice hurt me a good deal by letting me fall. Soon, however, I became strong and active, and played and gamboled all day long, to the great delight of my mistress and her companions.
"At this time I had another narrow escape. A man brought into the house a strange dog, who had been taught to worry all the cats that came in his way. My mother slunk away at his entrance; but I thinking that I was able to protect myself, stayed on the floor, growling, and setting up my back by way of defence. The dog instantly ran at me; and, before I could get my claws ready, seized me with his mouth, and began to gripe and shake me most terribly. I screamed out, and, by good luck, my mistress was within hearing. She ran to us, but was not able to disengage me: however, a servant, seeing her distress, took a stick, and gave the dog such a bang on the back, that he was forced to let me go. He had used me so roughly, that I was not able to stand for some time; but, by care, and a good constitution, I recovered.
"I was now running after every body's heels, by which means I got one day locked up in the dairy. I was not sorry for this accident, thinking to feast upon the cream and other good things. But, having climbed up a shelf to get at a bowl of cream, I unluckily fell backwards into a large vessel of buttermilk, where I should probably have been drowned, had not the maid heard the noise, and come to see what was the matter. She took me out, scolding bitterly; and after undergoing a severe discipline at the pump to clean me, I was dismissed with a good whipping. I took care not to follow her into the dairy again.
"After a while, I began to get into the yard, and my mother took me into the barn upon a mousing expedition. We sat by a hole, and presently out came a mouse with a brood of young ones. My mother darted among them, and first demolished the old one, and then pursued the little ones, who ran about squeaking in dreadful perplexity. I now thought it was time for me to do something; and accordingly ran after a straggler, and soon overtook it. Oh how proud was I, as I stood over my trembling captive, and patted him with my paws! My pride, however, soon met with a check; for seeing one day a large rat, I courageously flew at him; but, instead of turning tail, he gave me such a bite on the nose, that I ran away to my mother, mewing piteously, with my face all bloody and swelled. For some time, I did not meddle with rats again; but at length, growing stronger, and more skilful, I feared neither rats nor any other vermin, and acquired the reputation of an excellent hunter.
"I had some other escapes about this time. Once I happened to meet with some poisoned food laid for the rats; and, eating it, I was thrown into a disorder that was very near killing me. At another time, I chanced to set my foot in a rat-trap, and received so many deep wounds from its teeth, that, though I was loosened as gently as possible by the people who heard me cry, I was rendered lame for some weeks after.
“Time went on, and I arrived at my full growth; and, forming an acquaintance with a he-cat about my age, after a decent resistance by scolding, biting, and scratching, we made a match of it. I became a mother in due time; and had the mortification of seeing several broods of my kittens disposed of in the same manner as my brothers and sisters had been.
"I shall mention two or three more adventures, in the order I remember them.—I was once prowling for birds along a hedge, at some distance from home, when the Squire's greyhounds came that way a-coursing. As soon as they spied me, they set off at full speed; and, running much faster than I could do, were just at my tail, when I reached a tree, and saved myself by climbing up it.—But a greater danger befel me, on meeting with a parcel of boys returning from school. They surrounded me before I was aware, and obliged me to take refuge in a tree. But I soon found that a poor defence against such enemies; for they assembled about it, and threw stones on all sides, so that I could not avoid receiving many hard blows, one of which brought me senseless to the ground. The biggest boy now seized me, and proposed to the rest making what he called rare sport with me. This sport was, to tie me to a board, and, launching me on a pond, to set some water-dogs at me, while I was to defend myself by biting their noses, and scratching their eyes. Already was I bound, and just ready to be set a-sailing, when the schoolmaster, taking a walk that way, and seeing the bustle, came up, and obliged the boys to set me at liberty, severely reprimanding them for their cruel intentions.
“The next remarkable incident of my life, was the occasion of my removal from the country. My mistress's brother had a tame linnet, of which he was very fond: for it would come and light on his shoulder, when he called it, and feed out of his hand; and it sung well besides. This bird was usually either in a cage, or upon a high perch. But, one unlucky day, when he and I were alone in the room together, he came down on the table to pick up crumbs: I spied him; and, not being able to resist the temptation, I sprung at him, and, catching him in my claws, soon began to devour him. I had almost finished, when his master came into the room; and, seeing me with the remains of poor linnet in my mouth, he ran to me in the greatest fury, and after chasing me several times round the room, at length caught me. He was proceeding instantly to hang me, when his sister, by many entreaties and tears, persuaded him—after a good whipping—to forgive me, upon the promise that I should be sent away. Accordingly, the next market-day I was despatched in the cart to a relation of theirs in town, who wanted a good cat, as the house was overrun with mice.
"In the service of this family I continued a good while, performing my duty as a mouser, extremely well. I soon became acquainted with all the particulars of a town life; and distinguished myself by my activity in climbing up walls and houses, and jumping from roof to roof, either in pursuit of prey, or upon gossiping parties with my companions. Once, however, I had like to have suffered for my venturing; for, having made a great jump from one house to another, I lighted upon a loose tile, which giving way with me, I fell from a vast height into the street; and should certainly have been killed, had I not had the luck to light in a dung-cart, whence I escaped with no other injury than being half stifled with filth.
"Notwithstanding the danger I had run from killing the linnet, I am sorry to confess that I was again guilty of a similar offence. I contrived, one night, to leap down from a roof upon the board of some pigeon-holes, which led to a garret inhabited by those birds. I entered; and, finding them asleep, made sad havoc among all that were within my reach—killing and sucking the blood of about a dozen. I was near paying dearly for this, too; for, on attempting to return, I found it was impossible for me to leap up again to the place whence I had descended: so that, after several dangerous trials, I was obliged to wait trembling till the owner came up in the morning to feed his pigeons. I rushed out between his legs, as soon as the door was opened, and had the good fortune to get safe down stairs, and make my escape through a window unknown. Let my double danger be a warning to you, my children, to control your appetites, and on no account to do harm to those creatures which, like ourselves, are under the protection of man.
“Well—but my breath begins to fail me, and I must hasten to a conclusion. I still lived in the same family, when our present kind mistress, Mrs. Petlove, having lost a favourite tabby, advertised a very handsome price for another that should as nearly as possible resemble her dead darling. My owners, tempted by the offer, took me for the good lady's inspection; and I had the honour of being preferred to a multitude of rivals. I was immediately settled in the comfortable mansion we now inhabit, and had many favours and indulgences bestowed upon me, such as I had never before experienced. Among these, I reckon one of the principal—that of being allowed to rear all my children, and to see them grow up in peace and plenty. My adventures here have been few; for, after the monkey had spitefully bit off the last joint of my tail for which I had the satisfaction to see him soundly whipped,—I kept beyond the length of his chain: and neither the parrot nor lap-dog ever dared to molest me. One of the greatest afflictions I have felt here was, the stifling of a whole litter of my kittens, by a fat old lady, a friend of my mistress's, who sat down on the chair where they lay, and never perceived the mischief she was doing till she rose, though I pulled her clothes, and used all the means in my power to show my uneasiness. This misfortune my mistress took to heart almost as much as myself; and the lady has never since entered our doors. Indeed, both I and mine have ever been treated here with the utmost kindness—perhaps, with too much; for, to the pampering me with delicacies, together with Mrs. Abigail's frequent washings, I attribute this asthma, which is now putting an end to my life rather sooner than its natural period. But I know all was meant well; and, with my last breath, I charge you all to show your gratitude to our worthy mistress, by every return in your power.
"And now, my dear children, farewell!"
Having said this, Grimalkin became speechless, and presently departed this life, to the great grief of all the family.