Henry lived six gay years in Rome.
His mistress was a kind Machese.
Her daughter bright in childish bloom.
Charmed him with pretty loving ways.
Mama encouraged him to take
The budding virgin's maidenhead,
But this displeased the virtuous rake,
The girl was soon about to wed.
Mama replied, "Why should you hesitate?
True it is disapproved by some,
But if you are so very delicate,
Can't you just fuck her in the bum?"
