There once was a wicked old elf ...

There once was a wicked old elf ...
by Robert E. Howard

From a letter to Tevis Clyde Smith, undated; titled with the first line in COLLECTED POETRY

1894239There once was a wicked old elf ...Robert E. Howard


There once was a wicked old elf

Who sat a girl up on a shelf,

In spite of her aunties,

He took down her panties—

But finish this rhyme for yourself.