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as they sucket their mither; but de'il hae my share o' the callants, when they came to suck their father."
BIRD'S NEST.
The mother of a respectable Grocer in a town in the west, called her son to her, while on her death-bed, and declared to him that his reputed father was not really his father; but that such a one (nameing him) really was his father; and that the deed was done one night while journeying from Greenock, when at the Clun-Brae-Head; this story got wing, and ran through the town like wildfire, and was a fine source of amusement for some time. One day, a boy vulgarly named the "Linty," went into the said Grocer’s shop to purchase some article, when he was assailed with "Weel," Linty, whar is tu gaun to big thy nest the year?" The boy replied, "I was thinkin' toto big it down about the Clun-Brae-head."
THE GREAT WANT.
A female pauper, lately made a very strong and forcible appeal to the elders and heritors of a certain parish, for an advance of 4s. 6d.---Some one of the grave quorum enquired what made her so urgent on this occasion, when she had lately got a supply
