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Minerva. Fair Hebe, moderate your youthful fire;
And, Juno, pray restrain your haughty ire.
See Isis, here,—in spite of all her woes—
Sits like a monument of calm repose.—
How feel you, Isis, after all your trouble?
Isis. Kismet!—I would I had my hubble-bubble!
Minerva. No smoking in boudoir divine's allowed.
Isis. Divine!—would 'twere Divan! I'd raise a cloud.
Oh! for a puff of fragrant Latakia!—
Come, just one pipeful—there's a Bona Dea.
Thetis. Leave clouds, and come to earth.
Isis. Fast-tied, fast-bound!—
See Czargrad rise, while Stamboul falls to ground!
Betrayed by former friends, bereft, forlorn!
My Sacred Cow scarce keeps her Golden Horn.
Thetis. (aside) The Horn by Hornby's kept, (aloud) Not quite alone—
Your native Egypt still is all your own.
Isis. She, too, with "bonds" is hamper'd, hand and foot.
Thetis. She breaks her bonds, and "breaks," herself, to boot.
Minerva. Bluntly,—to business—why these bickerings vain?
Let things be put before us, plump and plain!