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No Professors are ignorant;
Some ignorant people are conceited.
Toothache is never pleasant;
Warmth is never unpleasant.
Bores are terrible;
You are a bore.
Some mountains are insurmountable;
All stiles can be surmounted.
No Frenchmen like plumpudding;
All Englishmen like plumpudding.
No idlers win fame;
Some painters are not idle.
No lobsters are unreasonable;
No reasonable creatures expect impossibilities.
No kind deed is unlawful;
What is lawful may be done without fear.
No fossils can be crossed in love;
An oyster may be crossed in love.
"This is beyond endurance!"
"Well, nothing beyond endurance has ever happened to me."
All uneducated men are shallow;
All these students are educated.
All my cousins are unjust;
No judges are unjust.