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Q. Are young and old of them alike for ill
breeding?
A. All the odds lies in the difference, for if
you ask a child to whom he belongs, or who is this father, he'll bid you kiss his father's arse and
then you'll ken.
Q. What sort of creatures are kindliest when
they meet?
A. None can exceed the kindness of dogs
when they meet in a market.
Q. And what is collie's conduct when there?
A. First, they kiss other's mouths and noses,
smell all about, and last of all, they are so kind
as to kiss each other below the tail.
Q. What is the coldest part of a dog?
A. His nose.
Q. What is the coldest part of a man?
A. His knees.
Q. What is the coldest part of a woman?
A. Her backside.
Q. What is the reason that these three parts
of men, women, and dogs are coldest?
A. Fabulous Historians, says, that there were three little holes in Noah's Ark; and that the dog stopt his nose in one, and the man put his knee in another, and into the third and biggest hole, the woman bang'd her backside: and
